Modern Cinderella
Written by: Anonymous
Created by: Anonymous
Once upon a time, in a land far far away
there lived a girl and her two stepsisters
and their mother.
The stepmom and sis always bully the girl
called er...cinderella.
The mom and sis are very rich
and always go out have fun
play, eat, drink, watch movies
while cinderella stayed at home
srubbing cleaning and keeping everything.
Yeah
One day, there is a grand ball for the prince
to welcome him home
from studying overseas.
Cinderella hoped to go because she
never been there before
and she want to eat good food
like sashimi, sushi, pizza, pasta,
chyneeze foood: wanton mee, cereal, fruits
etc etc.
So she begged her step mom
she said 'i will clean the whole house twice in 1 day!
and give you manicure and massage forever
and ever if you let me go'
But nopes! says the step mom coz shes a mean ass
she said STAY
and clean the hall!
So cinderella said boohoo
and she stayed and clean
Then suddenly,
someone pop out from nowhere!
it was a bright white light
Santa claus? said cindrella
Nopes said the light
Genie? said cindrella
Nopes said the light
God? said cindrella
Nopes said the light
Suddenly, the light disappeared!
and it wasssssssssssssssss
prince!
my dog
kidding...
There was an old woman there with wings!
Im your fairy godmother!
she said i duno why i never appear before this
to prevent all the shit cleaning for happening but here i am!
she said so that i can pretend i care alot for you
anyways!
Give me pumpkin, 4 mice and a cockroach!
Cindrella went to find all this
and give it to her
She waved her wand!
poof!
The pumpkin became ferrari 457,
the mice became the horse
and the cockroach became the chauffeur!
The mice was like 'eh! what we become horses for!'
and the fairy god mother said
'duh! send me home la, still want me fly meh,
i damn shagged one ok!' and so
and so cinderella went into the ferrari
BROOOOOOOOOM BROOOOOOOOOOOOM
They reached the ball
Oh yeah shit
She got no dress, rewind
POOF!
dress!
Pretty pretty expensive gown
She went into the palace, wah wah she said
then she went to the corner of the ballroom and swayed.
The prince saw her and thought 'what a weirdo',
then his friend smack his head 'youre a weirdo too.'
So, he was like oh yeah! and he went to say hi!
then they danced.
And cinderella was like =)
and the prince was like HI!
and she was like HI!
and they were like love
Cinderella was so happy she wanted to go pee
so she said
brb princey needa pee.
She went to the toilet and halfway through peeing,
The fairy godmom popped out!
Boo she said!
Just now i forgot tell you to get your ass home
by 12 midnight else your ferrari will be a pumpkin
coz i am old
and my magic wearing off ):
and poof! she's gone.
Cinderella wear back her panties and
washed her hands and looked at the clock
1156pm!!
she jumped down from the toilet door window
and ran to the ferrari!
she jumped and shouted to the cockroach
MOVE IT!
so they BROOM BROOM home.
Just as she was at the door her dress started to melt,
she ran to her room to change and the bell rang.
DONG DONG DONG DONG (twelve times ok)
whew! she said..
and went to clean
suddenly she felt weird
hey! where's my other shoe!!
meanwhileeeeeeee, back at the palace
wah tired sia
The prince knocked on the toilet door
Hey hey! he said open up!
So he knocked down the door when there wsnt any reply
and there was just a lonely shoe there.
I must go find that girl with this shoe he said!
and the next day he went round
and made everyone try the shoe
but only girls
gays not allowed
So on and on they tried and tried
trying to squeeze their leg in
feets, feet, foot
anyways
Then the prince came to the last house,
Cinderellas house.
She hid behind the curtains coz the step mom ask her to
and watched her sisters try on the shoe,
squeezing and squeezing.
The prince was very sad,
he asked if there are any more girls in the house
No says the step mom
er...how cinderella come out ah?
“That awful untidy girl simply cannot have been at the ball,”
snapped the stepmother.
“Tell the Prince he ought to marry one of my two daughters!
Can't you see how ugly Cinderella is?”
But, to everyone’s amazement, the shoe fitted perfectly.
ahahahha thats what the website says
Oh well
So the prince was like YES!!
woohoo!=)
Then cinderella was like HI!
and the prince was like HI!
Then they jumped into the prince's real ferrari
and drive away to the palace
and they got married asap
and lived happily ever ever after
*play ever ever after by carrie underwood*